Theory 28… The Thanksgiving Theory
Well… it’s Thanksgiving day… about 1pm. I am sitting here recovering from the bruises I picked up during this mornings Turkey Bowl while watching…
Theory 27… The Kiss It Better Theory
My daughter Abby (age 2) loves to give kisses… and her Daddy loves to receive them. Funny thing is Abby honestly believes her kisses…
Theory 26… The No Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving Theory
What’s the deal with radio stations playing Christmas music in early November? Isn’t there an unwritten rule that Christmas music can’t be played on…
Theory 25… The Note To Myself Theory
Today I’m a little nostalgic as it marks 10 years from the day I arrived home from my mission on November 7, 1997. It’s…
Theory 24… The Toddlerhood Over Babyhood Theory
Today is my son David’s first birthday… and I’ve had a wonderful year with him. I must admit… my relationship with David gets better…
Theory 23… The Pumpkin Carving Technology Theory
This Halloween marks the first time in several years that I’ve actually carved a pumpkin…. actually I’ve done two just in the past few…
Theory 22… Mexican Food is Better in the West
Sure… you may get a good sandwich on the East Coast… but good luck finding any decent Mexican food. I guess our Mexican friends…
Theory 21… Sandwiches Are Better in the East
Why is it that sandwiches are so much better on the East Coast than they are out here in the West??? Seriously… most sandwich…
Theory 20… The Total Cereal Theory
Last week in my Advertising MBA class we were discussing some of the most effective TV campaigns of all time. Specifically we were talking…
Theory 19… The Bottomless Purse Theory
A womens purse is a very mysterious thing. Almost every women I have ever known has owned either a purse or hand bag that…
Theory 18… The Don’t Play Chicken With Mother Nature Theory
My wife would tell you it’s interesting how I can sleep through the sound of crying kids… but if a sprinkler breaks in the…
Theory 17… The Net Negative Political Contribution Theory
I enjoy following politics and currently support a presidential candidate… Mitt Romney. A few months back I contributed some money to his campaign and…
Theory 16… The Indestructible Plastic Clamshell Conspiracy Theory
Chalk this one up as my first conspiracy theory (certainly more will follow). I am absolutely convinced that the emergency room doctors and psychiatrists…
Theory 15… The GeoPoliSex Theory
Politicians are always fun to laugh at… especially when they say and do stupid things… and when there’s some sort of crazy sex scandal…
Theory 14… Car Problems > Other Problems
Relationship problems, School Problems, Work Problems, Financial Problems, Odor Problems… etc. there are a lot of bad problems a person can have…. but I…
Theory 13… Allergy Science is Harder Than Rocket Science
I don’t understand allergies… not just your typical sneeze when the ugly cat’s in the room allergy… I am talking about the debilitating PEANUT…
Theory 12… Death Comes To Us All…
… And now thanks to the Internet you can find out THE EXACT PERSONAL DATE OF YOUR DEATH. That’s right…. it may be a…
Theory 11… Addition is Easier than Subtraction
I think it’s more of a fundamental law than a theory… Adding is just plain easier than subtracting. Gain 5 pounds… give me a…
Theory 10… Baby Boomers Hate Spicy Food
Why do Babyboomers hate spicy food? Seriously… if you want to scare a 50-something… show up to the office with a spicy Thai dish……
Theory 9… The Bellagio has Ruined Old Faithful
Back in August our little family went up to Yellowstone. We enjoyed the scenery and had a fun time swimming in the Firehole River……
Theory 8… Plumbing Problems are Like Hurricanes
Perhaps the worst thing about being a homeowner is dealing with plumbing problems. I think it’s one of Murphy’s Laws… Upon purchasing a home…