Lately I’ve wondered to myself whether Romney has spent almost my entire donation just sending me junk mail and goodies… so now I am testing out a new theory…
THE NET NEGATIVE POLITICAL CONTRIBUTION THEORY…
A couple of weeks ago I donated a small amount ($10) to a rival campaign (Rudy Guiliani). My hope is that Rudy and his team will bombard me with all sorts of… letters begging for more money….post cards… bumper stickers… invites to rallies… etc.etc.etc. Perhaps Guiliani’s campaign will spend more than the $10 I contributed just by filling up my mailbox with junk mail… if that’s the case I will have negatively contributed to his campaign… thereby proving my theory correct… and helping Romney in the process.
So far I have already received one letter from the Guiliani campaign (shown below). Come one Rudy… bring the heat… I want at least one bumper sticker and a Guiliani family picture! Of course… all this is just a warm up… if my theory works I’ll be excited to contribute to the Hillary Clinton campaign next Spring!