Theory 17… The Net Negative Political Contribution Theory

I enjoy following politics and currently support a presidential candidate… Mitt Romney. A few months back I contributed some money to his campaign and since that time I’ve been ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDED BY THE AMOUNT OF MAIL I’VE RECEIVED… letters of thanks… letters of praise… letters begging for more money… bumper stickers… post cards… invites to rallies… even Romney family photos. Quite frankly I enjoy it…. and I even heard from one source that had I contributed just a little bit more $$$ I would have received my own personal Mitt Romney bobblehead doll… SHUCKS!

Lately I’ve wondered to myself whether Romney has spent almost my entire donation just sending me junk mail and goodies… so now I am testing out a new theory…

THE NET NEGATIVE POLITICAL CONTRIBUTION THEORY…

A couple of weeks ago I donated a small amount ($10) to a rival campaign (Rudy Guiliani). My hope is that Rudy and his team will bombard me with all sorts of… letters begging for more money….post cards… bumper stickers… invites to rallies… etc.etc.etc. Perhaps Guiliani’s campaign will spend more than the $10 I contributed just by filling up my mailbox with junk mail… if that’s the case I will have negatively contributed to his campaign… thereby proving my theory correct… and helping Romney in the process.

So far I have already received one letter from the Guiliani campaign (shown below). Come one Rudy… bring the heat… I want at least one bumper sticker and a Guiliani family picture! Of course… all this is just a warm up… if my theory works I’ll be excited to contribute to the Hillary Clinton campaign next Spring!