… And now thanks to the Internet you can find out THE EXACT PERSONAL DATE OF YOUR DEATH. That’s right…. it may be a little bit morbid, but the web site www.deathclock.com has created the master algorithm! Simply put in your birth date… sex… smoking status… a couple other inputs… click the button… and SHAZZAM…. you are shown the exact personal date of your death.
My Death Date: Wednesday, August 5, 2065
Whew…. I think I’ll cancel my life insurance and go skydiving!