Theory 49… The Cry Guy Theory
Everyone knows that the female species tends to cry a lot… it might be during a chick flick… or listening to a testimony in…
Theory 48… The Chinese Roulette Theory
When was the last time you had lunch at a Chinese restaurant? My theory is that picking a new Chinese restaurant can be one…
Theory 47… It Sounds Better On The Radio Theory
Why do songs sound better on the radio? No I’m not talking about sound quality… I just mean MORE ENJOYABLE to listen to. It…
Theory 46… The “Ignore It and It Will Go Away” Theory
As an obnoxious teenager I once spilled a Big Gulp in the middle of the grocery store… it splattered everywhere and for a brief…
Theory 45… The Richard Dutcher Theory
I don’t get the whole Mormon movie genre… never really have. It seems like every month or two another cheesy Mormon movie is being…
Theory 44… The BBQ Theory
Oh how I LOVE buffalo wings!… I have since the mid 90’s when I served my mission in and around Buffalo, New York. Wings…
Theory 43… The Windows Vista Theory… a short essay on style!
I remember as a 5th grader I was teased at school by some kids who thought my JC Penney corduroy jeans were not in…
Theory 42… The Paradise Bakery & Cafe Theory
Have you ever been to Paradise Bakery & Cafe? MY THEORY: they should change the name to ESTROGEN BAKERY & CAFE! What is it…
Theory 41… The Junk Email Theory
Junk email can be very frustrating! NO… I am not talking about SPAM… thankfully SPAM has become less of a problem lately…. most people…
Theory 40… The Psychology of Sales and Suckers Theory
Psychology in the world of sales and marketing is very real. Much of my career thus far has been spent crafting marketing and advertising…
Theory 39… The Just Another Manic Sunday Theory
Yesterday was a glorious day. Sunday reclaimed itself as the best day of the week. For over a year, Sunday had been running in…
Theory 38… The Holidays Aren’t Over Theory
The Christmas lights may be down, all of your mediocre gifts may have been returned, and your New Years Resolution might already been broken……
Theory 37… New Years and the Forbidden Factor Theory
Growing up I always associated NEW YEARS EVE as the one evening it was alright to BREAK THE RULES. The whole evening had sort…
Theory 36… The Upside of Idleness Theory
One of the great things about the holiday season is excess free time available. It’s nice to have a week between Christmas and New…
Theory 35… The Secret About Santa Claus Theory
WARNING… DON’T LET YOUR KIDS READ THIS POST! I am not quite sure when I figured out the whole Santa Claus thing… I think…
Theory 34… The Tuna Melt Theory
Oh how I LOVE A GOOD SANDWICH… now comes another sandwich-related theory… call it the TUNA MELT THEORY. Here’s the story: Back when we…
Theory 33… The Christmas Lights Theory
Some things in life get easier with practice and experience… My theory: Hanging up Christmas lights IS NOT one of those things. Each and…
Theory 32… The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory Theory
So what is ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY THEORY? No… it has nothing to do with President Kennedy or the moon landings. The BCS (Bowl Championship Series)…
Theory 31… The Stayner Family Christmas Card Theory
For everyone there’s always something that subtly kicks off the Christmas season… something that occurs every year and when it happens you know… CHRISTMAS…
Theory 30… The Pimple Gesture Theory
A couple of weeks ago I came home around 10:00pm after a long day at work followed by a tedious evening at school. While…
Theory 29… The 100% Home Teaching Theory
If you’re in an Elders Quorum Presidency… How do you motivate everyone to do their home teaching? Seriously… this is what Elders Quorum Presidencies…