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Theory 28… The Thanksgiving Theory

Well… it’s Thanksgiving day… about 1pm. I am sitting here recovering from the bruises I picked up during this mornings Turkey Bowl while watching the Packers and Lions football game. The hunger pangs are just beginning but they should be…

Theory 27… The Kiss It Better Theory

My daughter Abby (age 2) loves to give kisses… and her Daddy loves to receive them. Funny thing is Abby honestly believes her kisses have healing power. For the last several months, any time she falls down or bumps her…

Theory 25… The Note To Myself Theory

Today I’m a little nostalgic as it marks 10 years from the day I arrived home from my mission on November 7, 1997. It’s amazing how many of the little details I remember from that day… from the ride to…

Theory 20… The Total Cereal Theory

Last week in my Advertising MBA class we were discussing some of the most effective TV campaigns of all time. Specifically we were talking about the TOTAL CEREAL advertising campaign that started back in the 1970’s…. naturally somebody remembered the…

Theory 19… The Bottomless Purse Theory

A womens purse is a very mysterious thing. Almost every women I have ever known has owned either a purse or hand bag that contains dozens haphazard items. My mothers purse (the picture above was taken a few years ago)…

Theory 15… The GeoPoliSex Theory

Politicians are always fun to laugh at… especially when they say and do stupid things… and when there’s some sort of crazy sex scandal going on the humor seems to increase exponentially… Remember how much fun it was to watch…

Theory 14… Car Problems > Other Problems

Relationship problems, School Problems, Work Problems, Financial Problems, Odor Problems… etc. there are a lot of bad problems a person can have…. but I submit that CAR PROBLEMS are some of the worst. Why? 1- Car problems are like marijuana….…

Theory 12… Death Comes To Us All…

… And now thanks to the Internet you can find out THE EXACT PERSONAL DATE OF YOUR DEATH. That’s right…. it may be a little bit morbid, but the web site www.deathclock.com has created the master algorithm! Simply put in…

Theory 10… Baby Boomers Hate Spicy Food

Why do Babyboomers hate spicy food? Seriously… if you want to scare a 50-something… show up to the office with a spicy Thai dish… or some Indian, Afgan, or Pakastani food. That’s exactly what I did last week… I picked…

Theory 9… The Bellagio has Ruined Old Faithful

Back in August our little family went up to Yellowstone. We enjoyed the scenery and had a fun time swimming in the Firehole River… but I’ve got to admit I was a little disappointed with the Old Faithful Geyser. We…

Theory 8… Plumbing Problems are Like Hurricanes

Perhaps the worst thing about being a homeowner is dealing with plumbing problems. I think it’s one of Murphy’s Laws… Upon purchasing a home you will inevitably have pipes that break, drains that clog, a basement that floods, etc. etc.…