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Theory 49… The Cry Guy Theory

Everyone knows that the female species tends to cry a lot… it might be during a chick flick… or listening to a testimony in church… or perhaps even during the middle of an argument… the simple fact is most girls…

Theory 48… The Chinese Roulette Theory

When was the last time you had lunch at a Chinese restaurant? My theory is that picking a new Chinese restaurant can be one of the riskier decisions each of us make in our daily lives. It’s seriously like playing…

Theory 45… The Richard Dutcher Theory

I don’t get the whole Mormon movie genre… never really have. It seems like every month or two another cheesy Mormon movie is being released… and almost all of these movies are really pathetic. Now days there are even billboards…

Theory 44… The BBQ Theory

Oh how I LOVE buffalo wings!… I have since the mid 90’s when I served my mission in and around Buffalo, New York. Wings in Buffalo are much like Philly Cheesesteaks in Philadelphia or fry sauce in Salt Lake City……

Theory 41… The Junk Email Theory

Junk email can be very frustrating! NO… I am not talking about SPAM… thankfully SPAM has become less of a problem lately…. most people now days use Gmail or MSN or Yahoo… and those email programs seem to do a…

Theory 38… The Holidays Aren’t Over Theory

The Christmas lights may be down, all of your mediocre gifts may have been returned, and your New Years Resolution might already been broken… but the holidays aren’t over just yet… It’s my long standing belief (theory) that the holiday…

Theory 36… The Upside of Idleness Theory

One of the great things about the holiday season is excess free time available. It’s nice to have a week between Christmas and New Years with nothing truly important to accomplish. Typically this unfettered week long spout of idleness begins…

Theory 34… The Tuna Melt Theory

Oh how I LOVE A GOOD SANDWICH… now comes another sandwich-related theory… call it the TUNA MELT THEORY. Here’s the story: Back when we first started to date, Laura would often make me tuna melt sandwiches for lunch. She used…

Theory 33… The Christmas Lights Theory

Some things in life get easier with practice and experience… My theory: Hanging up Christmas lights IS NOT one of those things. Each and every year as I seemingly devote more time and energy into the process, I find it…

Theory 30… The Pimple Gesture Theory

A couple of weeks ago I came home around 10:00pm after a long day at work followed by a tedious evening at school. While washing up and preparing for bed I noticed an ENORMOUS pimple on my nose… much more…

Theory 29… The 100% Home Teaching Theory

If you’re in an Elders Quorum Presidency… How do you motivate everyone to do their home teaching? Seriously… this is what Elders Quorum Presidencies deal with 90% of the time. We don’t have to worry about delivering dinners or finding…