Here in Utah, our football experience is a little different… In most parts of the country, football is an all-day affair… tailgating begins early in the morning and often goes on long after the game is over. But tailgating for us teetotaling Mormon’s is akin to opening a 12 oz can of Sprite and munching down some Rice Crispy Treats. Aside from a few hundred Utah fans… tailgating (and the pregame pageantry that accompanies it) is pretty much non-existent in these parts.
While I’m intrigued and perhaps a little jealous of tailgaters… there are some quirky things that I don’t understand relating to the beer consumption that goes on at most sporting events… it’s not that I’m against drinking beer… go ahead and throw back a few… I see no problem with guzzling down a Miller Lite… so long as you haven’t made a commitment not to drink alcohol (as I have). Here are just a few small gripes…
First off… what’s the deal with those transparent plastic cups of beer that you see at every sporting event and art festival? Why does every stadium in the world serve beer in a transparent plastic cup? Furthermore… why is it that every time I see someone holding a cup of beer… it’s always filled right to the brim… they never fill my soda to the brim!
Last winter at a Utah Jazz game I witnesses a half-drunk guy spill 2 filled-to-the-brim beers all over a lady after he tripped while walking up the stairs to his bleacher… our whole section reeked of alcohol for the rest of the game… how pleasant! Why can’t sporting venues do us all a courtesy and serve beer with a lid and a straw… is that too much to ask for? My Theory… if you want a real emotional experience at a game… just sit right in front of a loud obnoxious fan with a filled-to-the-brim cup of beer in his hand… it’s nerve racking to say the least.